The Motherland in Glorious Techincolour.
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The Motherland in sound.
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A Weekend at Miss Martindale’s1996 documentary seen by over a million people. Overstresses the “discipline” aspect by several miles but contains much information about Aristasian life and ideals. [30m]
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Aristasian Facts and Manners
An extract from a talk on various "Facts of Life" in Aristasia and their relation to Aristasian customs and etiquette.With questions and answers.
The Good News of God the Mother
Audio version. Watch the kinnie, then pop this on your Pod for further listening. Take the Good Word with you!
The Adventure of the Crystal Staff
An Aristasian detective story that teaches much about life in the Motherland. This recording narrates the first part. The full story may be read here.
New Year’s Talk
Extract from a talk given in 2006 about the Aristasian New Year (which is in Spring) and what a year means to an Aristasian. [14m]
The Creation
The Aristasian Creation Story.
March On!
An old Aristasian marching song from the Outlander Wars.
First Verse Sung
Junior Virtual Symphony version
The Oomly-Shroomly Club
It is well known that the misty lands between Aristasia Pura and Aristasia in Telluria have a woodland population of tiny singing mushrooms who sing both old Aristasian songs and their own shroomly compositions 
The Song of the Oomly-Shroomly Club
The Morning Song of the Shiny Shrooms
Hail to the Princess (Nativity Carol)
A Star Upon the Hedgerow (Nativity Carol)
The Carrot-Grating Song
The Frozzer Song
The Good News of God the MotherAn inspiring kinematic introduction to Aristasian religion: the pure and simple worship of God in Her original feminine form. [20m]
A Dance of Sai RayannaThe founding legend of the Aristasian Empire is that of Sai Rayanna, the Daughter of the Sun who became the first Empress. [3m]
The PoppitopsCharming, whimsical animation about how babies are made in Aristasia .No warning necessary. This is suitable for pettes of all ages. [2m]
Maria-sama no KokoroA Japanese hymn to the Divine Heart is translated with a beautiful kinematic rendering. An inspiring act of devotion to God the Mother. [2m]
Miss Martindale InterviewMiss Martindale interviewed by a Tellurian “celebrity”. Again “discipline” is vastly overstressed, but much information about Aristasia. [10m]
The Oomly-Shroomly Club’s Loyal and Matriotic KinemaThe Shrooms sing the National Anthems of Novaria, Trent (Trintitia), Quirinelle and the Great Imperial Anthem. Cutesy and crazy, yet it stirs the hearts of loyal Aristasians everywhere!